footfree Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 Mine for the day was how do you like shopping the pharmacy dept at Kohl's?Apparently who ever dreamt up this survey doesn't know that Kohl's doesn't even have a pharmacy dept.Plus it was a grids survey of about 1000 different questions(felt like),so it was very annoying to have to answer "no" to questions about their pharmacy dept.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Sorry but I don't want to take up all the hard drive space on this forum trying to answer this question lol! I should note these as they come along as at the moment I'm hard pressed to come up with one off the top of my head but I'll come back here and put some in as I do some future surveys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neminem Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Yeah, that is definitely a fun question, but I agree with JD: I've seen dozens, I write them down in a temp file in case the survey allows us to point out the stupidity at the end, to help them next time. If it does, I copy-paste the issue I wrote down there, then I toss it. In the future, I will also make sure to post the particularly ridiculous ones here, too. I've definitely seen a few like that, asking me to quantify how good a particular company or organization is at doing some particular thing that it 100% doesn't do at all, but I can't remember any specifics, unfortunately. I would bet those types of surveys, what they're doing is probably that they only care about one or two of the organizations in the list, then they just randomly throw in a bunch more to keep us off the trail (and waste our time...), without thinking about whether they actually fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avemaria Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 I think some of the regular sounding ones are the dumbest they give us... for instance "have you done a movie survey in the past 2 months".. if you click yes you get disqualified no one would reach cash out if we all answered that honestly.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cilana86 Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 I think some of the regular sounding ones are the dumbest they give us... for instance "have you done a movie survey in the past 2 months".. if you click yes you get disqualified no one would reach cash out if we all answered that honestly.. LOL I always answer no. I know I will get disqualified if I answer yes. I don't know why they do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avemaria Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 or the speech on ethics at the beginning of some surveys.. we're expected to maintain quality when they nickle and dime us out of what we're worth.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avemaria Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 which of these 75 products have you heard of.. which of these 75 products have you ever purchased... which of these 75 products have you purchased in the past 3 months... which of these 75 products have you actually 'eaten' in the past 3 months... which of these 75 products will you buy in the future?.... if these products were to become a person, what would they be like out of these 25 characteristics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footfree Posted September 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 or the speech on ethics at the beginning of some surveys.. we're expected to maintain quality when they nickle and dime us out of what we're worth.. I agree - do not preach to me if you are not going to treat me fairly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosiesmom Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 which of these 75 products have you heard of..which of these 75 products have you ever purchased... which of these 75 products have you purchased in the past 3 months... which of these 75 products have you actually 'eaten' in the past 3 months... which of these 75 products will you buy in the future?.... if these products were to become a person, what would they be like out of these 25 characteristics... Bahahaha!!! Yes, I had to learn that one the hard way. Don't answer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neminem Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 Oh yeah, I just ran into an instance of the other class of idiotic questions: the type of question that assumes that you have somehow already been vetted for the incredibly specific survey they're running, that you haven't actually been vetted for. In this case, the question at the very beginning of the survey, "how many packages does your company ship a week?", without asking what my job entailed or whether I would have even the foggiest idea how many packages my company ships a week. I don't work in the mailroom, how would I know? So I just said 0, I figured (correctly) that that would screen me out; the worst are surveys where they ask something stupid like that, you know you've been screened out, but they ask you like 20 more questions first anyway. (Got lucky this time.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footfree Posted September 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Oh yeah, I just ran into an instance of the other class of idiotic questions: the type of question that assumes that you have somehow already been vetted for the incredibly specific survey they're running, that you haven't actually been vetted for. In this case, the question at the very beginning of the survey, "how many packages does your company ship a week?", without asking what my job entailed or whether I would have even the foggiest idea how many packages my company ships a week. I don't work in the mailroom, how would I know? So I just said 0, I figured (correctly) that that would screen me out; the worst are surveys where they ask something stupid like that, you know you've been screened out, but they ask you like 20 more questions first anyway. (Got lucky this time.) I started this in another thread -here was what happened to me it was almost like your experience GTM I'm Male-I'm 56, I have no internet-plus I'm Asian (which I am none of,and how can I do a survey if I have no internet?) Oh did I forget to mention I first put I'm of Hispanic decent too?This was what was asked when taking a survey for GTM.And the heck of it was they still kept asking me questions.There was no survey number in the url and it was a mysurvey survey which equaled to "No way in hell I'm doing your survey". After the 5th question which was "what tv stations do I watch ",I exited out.To me they were not looking for qualified responses or I would have been kicked out immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven Posted September 30, 2015 Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 Excellent thread. I've come across quite a few of these mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avemaria Posted September 30, 2015 Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 OpinionOutpost's endless pre-survey questions given to make our 'experience' more positive.. I swear i've gone through at least two batteries in my mouse on clicking which magazine's I don't read.. "The Excellent Prismatic Spray" really? if i've read The Excellent Prismatic Spray magazine there is a real survey on it in my future?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avemaria Posted September 30, 2015 Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 'there are no right or wrong answers' unless you select the wrong answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footfree Posted September 30, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 OpinionOutpost's endless pre-survey questions given to make our 'experience' more positive.. I swear i've gone through at least two batteries in my mouse on clicking which magazine's I don't read.."The Excellent Prismatic Spray" really? if i've read The Excellent Prismatic Spray magazine there is a real survey on it in my future?? What a name for a magazine-I'm even afraid to Google that one you never know what may pop up...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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