Dumb survey question of the day

[SurveyWatcher25]

I want today through Clearvoice surveys asking about sex and the how I like it. They asked like "does it feel good"

[DanLambskin]

e-poll: do you plan to buy ABC Saturday Night Football on DVD?

[NotRichYet]

I got one today something to the effect of:

Q1) Have you ever HEARD of product XXXXXXX? I answered "No".

Q2) How many packages of product XXXXXXX have you purchased in the last year? (five different ranges of choices)

There was no "0" or "I haven't purchased this product before" choice.

Unfortunately, there was no "5 million" choice, or I would have chosen that!!

[NotRichYet]

And yet another DUMB question....

Q1) Have you ever had any tattoos? Answer: No

Q2) Have you ever had a tattoo removed?

Hmmmmmm..... let me think.... I know this one..... oh, MAN, why do these questions have to be so HARD?!?!?!?!

[JustFenix]

I love when I really get to mess with them....

How many pregnancies have you had. 0

How many children do you have. 2

They are fosters. What will be really funny is when they go home next year and suddenly I go from having 2 to none.

[NotRichYet]

Another favorite:

Q1) Have you heard or seen ANYTHING about the following in the last 3 months? (a long list of items, hotels in this case). I respond "No"

Q2 - Q6) Screen after screen asking me when was the last time I saw an advertisement. HELLOOOOOOO? Didn't I just tell you I hadn't seen or heard anything about these brands?!?!?!

At least they had a "have not seen this ad" choice, although I had to respond that way for five questions with three ads per screen. UGH!

At least we know that if we are ever out of work, we should be able to get jobs as survey writers, cuz apparently it requires no intelligence.